Oooooo Gracey 'tagged' me in a blog survey and now I have to tell secrets about myself. Ooooo, I'm gonna do it!!
1. I have size double F (for foxy) breasts and I'm really pretty and everyone wants to have sex with me.
2. One time Jay-Z asked me out and I said no because I was busy.
3. I used to be an Olympic gymnast, whatever. I won five gold medals (floor, bars, beam, vault and cutest looking in her leotard) but I gave up my career when I turned 16. I can't do the splits anymore but I can put my leg over your shoulder.
4. I definitely did not just eat a plate of nachos and I am not about to have a second dinner. I actually have a macrobiotic diet and me and Gwenyth Paltrow talk about it all the time over Skype.
5. I volunteer at a retard shelter. That's how I met Gemma.
6. I have perfect pitch but I gave up my singing career. I was even better at singing than Mariah Carey but she FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT and had that breakdown thing over it so I let her have the charts. I'm more underground now, see me play at 208.
7. I have never ever in my life passed wind. One time I burped tho. Ewwww!!!
I nominate everyone who reads this to comment with their own seven things!!
Here are the rules...
Share seven facts about yourself in the post.
Link to your original tagger and list these rules in your post.
Tag seven people at the end of your post by leaving their names and the links to their blogs.
Let them know they’ve been tagged
2 days ago