- Had an accident on Central ave in Inglewood
- Set fire to the boot of my hire car with a magnifying mirror
- Allowed the electronic gates of my old apartment close on my hire car leaving black marks on the doors
- Drove the wrong way down Beaufort st (in my hire car)
- Drove the wrong way down Brisbane st
- Drove for ages with my boot open (yesterday)
- Scraped my car within the first 15 seconds of driving it for the first time
I'm sure there's more and that Clare could probably think of them.
PS. Thanks to everyone who came to my birthday, sorry I was so gross.
PPS. I sprained my ankle. I ate a hotdog. I'm never drinking again.