Okay so i want to try to start a C.O.D advice blog, I know ol' Greasey tried to start up this service a while ago but she never checks her emails and anyway would you really take advice from Stumbly? JOKES, except not really.
It would be completely anonymous and I would not make fun of you unless you wanted to take your cousin to the year 12 ball or if you break out into a rash (rightly so!). And anyway if the email was rash related then I would probably redirect you to Clare becuz she is the expert on rashes and the assorted ointments you might require.
Finally I would just like to say that even though my life is constantly in a state of disrepair I am very good at telling people how to live their lives. Here is a list of areas you might like to axe me about.
-boys
-girls
-delicious frozen meals
-faggy music
-jobs
-school
-dating tips
-hygeine
-friends
-banging
-other
So send me some mail lovers, let me fix you for realsies.
axe_da_cod@hotmail.com (those are underscores inbetween!)
Love from Gemmer xoxo.
5 years ago
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