EEE: my sibling, cospawn

this is my sister, essie elizabeth elliott (EEE). she is my junior by a mere 18 months and my sibling of choice (i dont have any others but even if i did id probably choose her) naaw.

heres her again, too the far right. really, really good rack essie!

her and her fellow beyonces share a love of beverages, mostly ones that have the word pop in them. EG. PASSION POP.

heres her friends and the pop in action. i cant see essie so i assume shes the one who took the photo or is passed out futher too the back of the car. jk! she would never pass out. its not fun too pass out when theres like, a million way more fun things you could be doing.

(eg. look too her beyonces for guidance)

this is her and her friend emma frequenting some form of music festival.

personally i find these events grosse (sun, ppl, lobs) and unless theres circle pits and barfing and bleeding im probably a no show. (these things take time)

once essie and i went too rollercoaster in mandurah and we had too sleep in the car together and spent the whole time fighting and our friend in the other car was all "shut the fuck up"

anyway, one of the many reasons essie is so great is she makes the right choices.

okay so at this festival her and emma are at (see photo) my sister decided lobbers were stupid.

because she had seen "a little asian girl lobbing, off chops for her life towards the port a loos in these little short shorts, but she still didnt make it in time cause a nugget fell out of her shorts"

take note lobbers, that could be ewwwww (you)

maybe one day when my sister is old enough she can date james's little brother and it would be amazing because hes a dasian and shes a dardy.

FYI: in primary school me and essie went out with identical twins, cameron and travis. HARHAR!