Hi Guys

This year has been pretty gnarly really. I think I topped it off very early Saturday Morning when I was eating a chips and gravy sandwich (ETA, gravox, oven chips, wonder white) and my front tooth broke and I think I swallowed it. Like, I threw my plate down and looked everywhere and it was nowhere to be found. Everybody knows girls don't poo either so to paraphrase that cunt Sarah Silverman who's ex husband wrote all her jokes, I think Jesus has already taken it away from me. I'm gonna get a gold tooth. Everybody ask me to smile when you see me.