This list is exactly one person long. Sorry everybody ever, you didn't make the cut.
1. Tim Harrington, 2006
He was wearing pink socks, loafers and red running shorts. He was singing, yelling, pretending to fellate boys in the crowd. I was watching, laughing, nodding my head. We locked eyes. He pushed his sweaty face into mine and we kissed for 3 seconds during We'll Make A Lover Of You. We hi-5'd at the end of the night and he made fun of me for having my math homework in my bag. Then he said 'See you later C dog' and left the country. Top that anybody. You can't. There's never gonna be a number 2. R.I.P my heart.
Love Clare xoxoxo
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