Tonight as an excuse for Tuesday night drinking Rachael and Alana came to my porch for some wino.
Upon much discussion of intercourse and the sexy bases generally I discovered that Ronit (Rachael) believed womyn to have only two holes in her hoohah area, namely a hole for poo* and the occasional mysterious finger and a hole for blood, dicks and wee.
Upon this realisation my housemate Betty brought out a diagram of the vageeni and told her that girls have three holes and (amazingly) we do not wee from the same hole we get boned in.
Rachael up until now would actually take her tampon out to pee so it wouldn't get soaked.
This has made me worried. If a 20 year old girl is oblivious to her third hole then how confused must dudes be? Do they think that we might pee on their johnson while they are boning us? Are they ignorantly munching on the urethra while going down?
Ladies and (especially) gents THIS is a vagina.
And this is professor vagina.
(hopefully you won't have to worry about this one).
*girls don't poo (this is a wild myth).
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