Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Blogs Aboot Blogs

Whenever I used to get bummed out that someone was totally copying me at school (p.s. - how much of a big deal was that in like year 9 or whatever?) my momma/internet friends (jk but not really) would say that imitation was the highest form of flattery. They should have just said I was being a whiny little bitch because it was normally that someone bought the same CD as I did and wore their hair in a high ponytail or something else completely original and unique like that. I was establishing myself as an individual!

A while ago I went to SHAPE and headed straight for the john because that is what I do. I really love the bathroom. I haven't been to ol Shape for ages and I was totes surprised to see the toilet had been bombed with .blogspot.com tags not concerning the C.O.D.!!! Me and Gracey used to be the Shape poster girls, we handed out fliers for after parties at festivals and said "We're gonna be there, don't come!!" No one came. Anyway I was all RIVAL BLOG ON OUR TURF but then I forgot about it.

At the Friday the 13th party at the Manor a scary ghostie came up to me and asked if I was from Chronicles of Dardia. BLOGINIZED!!! She gave me her blog business card, wtf btw ghostie, and it was the one from the SHAPE girls barfrooms. So I czeched it out just then and it has a ridic public b.j. photo that is causing a stir. Everyone go look: www.loversandlobbers.blogspot.com.

That's the ghostie.

I real like the premise of Ghostface Killah's blerg ie taking photo of grossies making out/off their jaws BUT I have a little beef here. SpaceGhost is using the "donut" for "do not" switch amongst other lingo that basically spells out "classic C.O.D." Back it up back it up ghostie, you are totally buying the same The Cure C.D. that we just bought (in year 8) and you're wearing your school socks like we do etc etc etc. That being said, I like your lob hate and you were real nice in person and you danced with Bowser and you asked me to write about this AND I AM MY OWN WOMAN but I did anyway.

Love Clare xoxo
p.s. - something weird and gross is happening with my ear. who am i? gemma?


Jane Donut said...

We totally invented 'donut' and 'rally'. Why did we not patent them?

I would also like to think that us (as in our friends) invented 'lob' but the infamous summer of lobbers renders me useless in memory.

Aji said...

I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don't know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.



cartwheeling carla said...

I dont agree with these people at all, i understand the humour in it slightly but being anon and posting pretty nasty things about people states that they're fucking cowards. All four of you lovely ladies have strong opinions and say exactly what you want but you put your names and faces behind it.
Also using your wording and fanning out on you at the manor pretty much made my mind up for me... rank-lords.
I hope someone breaks their camera.