Whenever I used to get bummed out that someone was totally copying me at school (p.s. - how much of a big deal was that in like year 9 or whatever?) my momma/internet friends (jk but not really) would say that imitation was the highest form of flattery. They should have just said I was being a whiny little bitch because it was normally that someone bought the same CD as I did and wore their hair in a high ponytail or something else completely original and unique like that. I was establishing myself as an individual!
A while ago I went to SHAPE and headed straight for the john because that is what I do. I really love the bathroom. I haven't been to ol Shape for ages and I was totes surprised to see the toilet had been bombed with .blogspot.com tags not concerning the C.O.D.!!! Me and Gracey used to be the Shape poster girls, we handed out fliers for after parties at festivals and said "We're gonna be there, don't come!!" No one came. Anyway I was all RIVAL BLOG ON OUR TURF but then I forgot about it.
At the Friday the 13th party at the Manor a scary ghostie came up to me and asked if I was from Chronicles of Dardia. BLOGINIZED!!! She gave me her blog business card, wtf btw ghostie, and it was the one from the SHAPE girls barfrooms. So I czeched it out just then and it has a ridic public b.j. photo that is causing a stir. Everyone go look: www.loversandlobbers.blogspot.com.
That's the ghostie.
I real like the premise of Ghostface Killah's blerg ie taking photo of grossies making out/off their jaws BUT I have a little beef here. SpaceGhost is using the "donut" for "do not" switch amongst other lingo that basically spells out "classic C.O.D." Back it up back it up ghostie, you are totally buying the same The Cure C.D. that we just bought (in year 8) and you're wearing your school socks like we do etc etc etc. That being said, I like your lob hate and you were real nice in person and you danced with Bowser and you asked me to write about this AND I AM MY OWN WOMAN but I did anyway.
Love Clare xoxo
p.s. - something weird and gross is happening with my ear. who am i? gemma?
4 days ago