Friday, March 6, 2009

HOT TIP FOR MARCH

so, this tip i discovered last night but the wisdom and wrath will totes last a lifetime..
SOMETIMES// we all have too get whats inside, on the outside. if you donut get that shit out you will totally go BONKERS because some things arent ment too be suffered in silence.
next time yr about too limber up for the output, eat some strawberry youghrt... that way when yr emptying yr insides, it tatses berry nice coming out of yr guts. mmm YUM!

you guys are all.. ZOMG ZOMBIES!! yr almost twenteenone and thats all the advice you have too give me!! WHAT THE?! listen guys, the list of "stuff that i know and am knowledgeable in the area of" is all very well and good but may not be applicable in gay fields like business studies and law. blurg, i have a photographic memory!
have you been sensing alot of tension from me lately? its called no UBP (unbridled passion) and it WILL eventually kill you.  

(NME) master of the art of barf, just like gemmas king of the gobbies xx.

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