Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Retarded Donuts

Everyone always goes on and on and on about Krispy Kreme donuts and how fucking awesome they are.

I'm sorry to blow all yr minds but I've had Krispy Kreme before and they aren't the best. The best can be found at DC Donuts in Singapore.

Not only is their Oreo donut sheer delight but they have retarded engrish descriptions of the donuts.


The description for Tiramisu Donut: Dear Tira, it's been so long/ I haven't meet you/ Now, I Really Miss You


Description for Miss Green T donut: Mirror, Mirror on The Wall/ Who's the Sexiest Woman In The Mall


Description for Jacky Chunk Donut: Chunky chunk donut/ Topping with chocolate/ Makes you want to go HallYahh!!!


They told me off for taking photos of the donuts which was weird because Asian tourists insist on photographing EVERYTHING.


I wish DC Donuts would come here, they brought that rank cunt Famous Amos over but not DC.

Love The Donut
xoxo

3 comments:

(NME) said...

the tiramiss U one is so,so good.
its like when i used too work at miss mauds (god forbid) and i used too put the strawberry and fruit flans on special and i was all "ONLY $2.95!!! THATS FLANTASTIC!!!! HAHA LOLZOR ROFL!!!"
PS// LMAO!

i like you geminem, whens yr nxt day off? im working urry night except friday, hang like bats??

Jane Donut said...

Get a facebook nin, then we can hang out.

JK, manor on friday!

Queef Ledger said...

I used to start OMG SPECIALS! when I worked at New Norcia bakery. ME AND GEMMA ARE ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW TALKING ABOUT THE INTERNET