Thursday, June 11, 2009

Gemmer's Guide to Being Redundant

1. Throw away your diary, replace it with TV Guide
2. To make yourself feel better pretend your job is watching TV
3. Start a dream diary (if you are lucky this will take up a good two hours after you have woken up)
4. Eat as much ice cream as humanly possible
5. Read the crappiest books you can find


6. Get crushes on boys/girls you don't know, plot how you might stalk them
7. Spend a lot of time worrying about North Korea, imagine what you would do if World War Three broke out (IE: quit uni, boff everyone, get hammered all the time, become a crazy vigilante etc)
Follow these guidelines and the time will pass like it ain't no thang and you will have little to no time to ponder your failures as a human being.

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