Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Fuck You Melbourne

My boyfriend has gone to Melbourne for an extended period of time in order to extend his ruthlessness interstate. As such I am now left without sex, hilarious jokes or anyone calling me a bitch for 6 weeks. What's a girl to do?

I'm serious, what should I do?

Please comment and tell me. I am going nuts already.

1 comment:

Queef Ledger said...

Bitch.

Bitch.

Bitch.

Bitchbutt.

STDs.

Mouthwhore.

Feel better?