Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Toe Jam vs. Ear Wax: The Great Debate.

Today work was so boring that I compiled a list of reasons why ear wax and toe jam are better than eachother in order to decide which was the grossest.



Toe Jam vs /Ear Wax

Not from an orafice /From an orafice


-Probs just sweat and lint /Gooey and yr body created it


-Easier to clean out /Dangerous and annoying to clean out


-Build up won't result in hearing loss /Build up can result in hearing loss


-Makes feet smell (I think) /Duz not make your feet smell


-Kinda out in the open /Hidden in yer ears


-Serves no real purpose /Protects your precious ears

-Tastes great on a cracker /Tastes great on a cracker



But Blurg I still cannot decide, what a wasted 2 hours. Actually if I wasn't writing this I would have been writing my new comic 'Mombutt Loves Shoe'.

3 comments:

Matthew said...

*orifice

I'm disappointed in you..given the amount of experience you have with the topic, you should be able to spell it by now.

Jane Donut said...

I wrote it at 2am, just because you are a night person doesn't mean that I am.

Jane Donut said...

FUC SPELING N GRAMER

LURVE CLARE XOXO